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There’s glitter all over my floor

I now understand why my Physics teacher HATES this.

We’re watching Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, and my little sister says “I know why Voldemort is bald now. It’s so people can’t use his hair for polyjuice potion”.

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(Source: cinderdrilla, via swordfishgirl)

I can’t watch Peep Show on the silent floor of my college library. It’s so hard not to laugh.

You know what’s the one thing I hate about traveling?

My dad. Why?

1) He snores like a pig. [My mom snores too so it’s like a fucking orchestra in the goddamn room].

2) He farts nonstop.

Why can’t we just rent two hotel rooms? My nose is dying here. Someone rescue me. Please.

My brother’s three favorite words: OH MY GOD

What’s due tomorrow and Friday

1. Calculus homework (done)

2. Government worksheet (getting there)

3. Government makeup test (tomorrow)

4. English paper (due Friday)

5. Computer design flyer (due Friday)

6. Computer design lessons 4-6 (due tomorrow)

7. Final college list (due Friday)

8. SAT studying (everyday)

OMFG ——- WHYYYY??????