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fuckyeahlaughters: Get the Best Medicine here :)
kikcorgi: Corgi are comedians! They can even make funny faces!

You know what’s the one thing I hate about traveling?

My dad. Why?

1) He snores like a pig. [My mom snores too so it’s like a fucking orchestra in the goddamn room].

2) He farts nonstop.

Why can’t we just rent two hotel rooms? My nose is dying here. Someone rescue me. Please.